...I felt like doing this so WYNAUT eve (stole this from hammertheshark
Here's the Randomizer:randompokemon.com
- Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
- Set Generate to: '1'
- Tag one or more friends when you're done.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Yuh.2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Pachirisu...doesn't seem very hard |D Push-over boss.3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
WELL THEN. SOMEONE'S AN OVER-ACHIEVER 8'V
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
...it's because of the wonder trade, huh.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
O-O...Okay...6. This Pokémon is your significant other:
I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS.7. This Pokémon is your ex:
...dang I have a weird taste in things.8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
NO THANK YOU.9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
...this isn't gonna end well, will it.10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
I TRUSTED YOU.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
HOW12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
I SHOULD FEEL INSULTED. I'M INSULTED.13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:
B-But-I-that...so cute ;A; IMEAN NO14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
........NO. DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Uh...beggars can't be choosers ;v;/16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
THIS REAAAAALLY ISN'T GOING TO END WELL.17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
...God I'm a bad owner, then. PLZ DON'T EAT MY CHEESECAKE AGAIN.18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
NO THANK YOU I DON'T WANT THAT NEAR MY MOUTH.
Unless I'm eating it.
OTHERWISE NO THANK YOU.19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
....uh. The shiny one I got from the wonder trade? |D maybe?20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
CRUEL WORLD. I'LL FREE YOU.21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:
...I don't know how I feel about this.22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
...a Raichu rip-off...okai 8V23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
No-NO. DON'T DO THAT TO THE PENCI--okay...fine. I have a thousand other ones DX24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:
...8V okai.25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:
...;A;/ thank you, dear psychic poogeymanz!
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
........I'm worried now.
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
S-SO CUTE--IMEAN STOP RIGHT THERE, THIEF.28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
FINE. FINE. JUST STOP SHOUTING.29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
YOU CHEATED I SAW YOU.30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
GO RISHII. GO TAG PEOPLE.
:icon--wohthere, Nia. Slow down 8V
Do this if you want to XDDD I'm just spewing out names, |'D